Merry as a Mother Crewneck Sweatshirt

Want this as a tee instead? Here's the Merry as a Mother Tee.

The front says Merry as a Mother. The back says Jolly Ish, which is the more honest version and the one people will actually read when you're walking away.

Back print is a polar bear in sunglasses and a Santa hat, lying down, surrounded by smaller bears and presents and string lights. She has clearly given up, in a GOOD WAY. We should all aspire to her energy by December 18th at the latest.

Preorder. Shipping by the first week of December, and we're trying our hardest to get them out before that. These are being printed for you right now, so if they land early, yours goes out early.

Details:

• 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Color: Dark Chocolate
• Classic fit, ribbed cuffs and hem
• "Merry as a Mother" on the front chest
• "Jolly Ish" and the polar bear graphic on the back