{"product_id":"silent-night-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Le-Tits-Now Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant this as a tee instead?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/products\/silent-night-tee\"\u003eHere's the Le-Tits-Now Tee.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It says that. But to be fair, it also says Let It Snow, so please feel free to wear to your Mother In Laws and gaslight everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back is softer than the front: a snow globe with two snowmen in it and \"All I Want Is a Silent Night\" arched over the top, which is the only gift any of us are actually asking for this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePreorder.\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipping by the first week of December, and we're trying our hardest to get them out before that. These are being printed for you right now, so if they land early, yours goes out early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50\/50 cotton\/polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Light Pink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit, ribbed cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Le Tits Now\" on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"All I Want Is a Silent Night\" and the snow globe graphic on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Along the Waves","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52504865997095,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52504866029863,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52504866062631,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52504866095399,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":52504866128167,"sku":null,"price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXXL","offer_id":52504866160935,"sku":null,"price":47.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/9029\/6615\/files\/6J8A5229.jpg?v=1793718537","url":"https:\/\/alongthewaves.com\/products\/silent-night-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"Along the Waves","version":"1.0","type":"link"}