{"product_id":"nothing-is-calm-tee","title":"Nothing is Calm Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant this as a crewneck instead?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/products\/all-is-bright-nothing-is-calm-crewneck-sweatshirt\"\u003eHere's the Nothing is Calm Crewneck.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll is bright, nothing is calm, and there are three drinks on the front because that's roughly how a December day goes. Hot cocoa at 7am. Something iced by noon. And by five o'clock one of them is on the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhich is not a FAILURE, by the way. That's just December. Mine looks exactly the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom a distance the snowflake border makes this look like a nice tasteful holiday tee. Up close it's a shirt about getting through it, which if you ask me is the more festive thing to be doing anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePreorder.\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipping by the first week of December, and we're trying our hardest to get them out before that. These are being printed for you right now, so if they land early, yours goes out early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Hydrangea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"All Is Bright Nothing Is Calm\" on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack is blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Along the Waves","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":52504989761831,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":52504989794599,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":52504989827367,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":52504989860135,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":52504989892903,"sku":null,"price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X-Large","offer_id":52504989925671,"sku":null,"price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/9029\/6615\/files\/479A3239.jpg?v=1793718982","url":"https:\/\/alongthewaves.com\/products\/nothing-is-calm-tee","provider":"Along the Waves","version":"1.0","type":"link"}